Meghan McCain Defends Women With Real Boobs

The day has barely begun and we're still pretty sure no one will do anything more heroic than this.

In a story for the Daily Beast called "America's Boob Police," natural-boobed lady Meghan McCain wonders why the idiotic media puts a wacko like Heidi Montag on a magazine cover and celebrates her awful fake breasts... while that same media will marginalize naturally busty women whose boobs aren't four times too big for their frames.

Example:

In the intro, the Daily Beast says her article will address the question: "Why is Heidi Montag hailed for showing off her surgically enhanced chest while Jessica Simpson is mocked for displaying natural cleavage?" Why, indeed?

Meanwhile, New York Times writer Cathy Horyn attacked Christina Hendricks

for her “exploding ruffle dress”... [she] also quoted a stylist who said, “You don’t put a big girl in a big dress. That’s rule number one.” One can only assume what aspect of her body the stylist was referring to when she said “big.” What I wonder is: Would Christina Hendricks still be considered “big” if she had fake breasts instead of real ones?

Similarly, Jessica Simpson recently went out to dinner in a low-cut dress, leading to instant drama in the Twitterverse. US Weekly even ran a story about it: “Jessica Simpson’s Big Breasts Are the Butt of Internet Jokes" [even though they're probably real.]

If one young woman decides she needs 10 different surgeries to be perfect, while another chooses to celebrate her body but is punished, how is anyone expected to feel good about herself?

The rest of it is even better-- check it out here.