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While You Were Sleeping: Heath Ledger's Final Sex Scene
By Brian FairbanksFebruary 2nd, 2010, 9:55 amComments (3)
Amy Winehouse claims that she's bisexual. Normally, we'd just say "that's nice," but this time, it's pretty clear she's just confused.
Bill Watterson, the JD Salinger of comic strips, gave an interview to a Cleveland newspaper and spoke about the end of Calvin & Hobbes, which was a staggering fifteen years ago.
Fleshbot dug up a sex scene the great Heath Ledger did with Abbie Cornish a few years before he died.
Louis CK is working on the most offensive joke in the world, which is probably not this one, since it's not nearly as offensive as we thought/feared/hoped it would be.
One club is Spain is so desperate for women to populate a dance party, they've started giving out vibrators as incentives.
One website did a (semi-serious?) breakdown of two online dating profiles and their photos to show what was right/wrong with them. For us, they were all wrong... except for the one with the girl bending over in pigtails.
One reader noted that the controversial pro-life advertisement set to air during the Super Bowl may be a fraud. It's a story about a woman who gave birth to a future college football star against her doctor's advice in the Phillipines back in the late 1980s. But one writer points out that abortion was highly illegal in the Philippines back then, so how could this woman have had one anyway? And why would anyone, especially a doctor, have recommended she have one?
And this Batman boner comic is fake. Right? Right? We hope not.
Commentarium (3 Comments)
The Batman Boner thing is REAL!!!
Boners are real! They used to mean blunder, so this is sort of like saying, "Joker goofs all over the place," which still sounds dirty.
That's good detective work on the abortion piece. Although maybe the doctor was really concerned about overpopulation and thinks people should adopt instead.
That dating profile thing is flawed because they're equating popularity with quality. Someone could have a profile that doesn't have any of this but belongs to a very likable person.
If you are attacking that abortion ad, at least do it properly. The mother of the football player was suffering from a complication that made the pregnancy relatively dangerous, which is why a doctor would recommend an abortion in that case. As to whether or not abortions were/are illegal in the Philippines, I have no idea, but that probably wouldn't have stopped the woman from getting an abortion in some other country.
Anyways, this article does a better job discussing the problems behind the Superbowl ad: http://www.slate.com/id/2243218/
For the record, I am pro-choice, disgusted by American religious/moral/political bullshit (as I am a godless pinko Canadian), and vehemently protest contact football existing at all (would you believe I'm also a certified Phys. Ed. teacher?).
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