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Snooki Gets the Makeover Every TLC Fan In Her Late-Forties Dreams Of

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We should just let Snooki be the special little orange flower she naturally is, because otherwise she looks like Denise Rollins, recently divorced math teacher from Cleveland who, with the help of stylists Clinton and Stacey, recaptures the joys of taking time out for yourself, being confident in your appearance, and fashionable pantsuits with just a hint of flair. Either that, or whatever’s going on in this photo, which makes her look like a recycled Tia Carera:

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So while Inside Edition probably had the best of intentions when they went through with this plan, I just want to say: never change, Snooki. Sweatpants and tacky t-shirts and hair poofs forever.