While You Were Sleeping: Brand & Perry To Have A Naked Wedding

"Women sometimes need a little more handholding, or they need their friends to help them make a decision. And by our going in and talking to them and recruiting and educating and training them to either get involved in a campaign or become a candidate, we're giving them the tools so that they can do that on their own." America, this is the co-chair of one of the two biggest political parties in the country.

Arcade Fire are licensing "Wake Up" for use during the Super Bowl and other NFL broadcasts because 100% of its sales are going to help Haiti.

This Indian underwear company claims its products "cure cellulite" through its use of... whatever. It doesn't ring true.

Russell Brand says he and Katy Perry will have an all-nude wedding (that includes the guests), assuming Perry's Christian parents approve.

Tyra Banks hosted a show all about women who have two vaginas and the term "dominant vagina" was used.

A poor nineteen-year-old New Zealand student auctioned off her virginity for the equivalent of $32,000 US.

Johnny Depp has signed on to direct his first movie in thirteen years -- this one will be a biopic about... you guessed it... Keith Richards.

And according to a right-wing blog: "Agents for Britain's MI5 intelligence service have discovered that Muslim doctors trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals have returned to their own countries to fit surgical implants filled with explosives." That's what... he said?

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