Bethesda, Maryland Gets Ticketed For Orgies

Oh man, just when old people were allowed to have sex again, the town where my Bubby lives gets cited for being improperly zoned for sex parties. Her schull congregation is going to be so disappointed.

See the problem isn't the sex, per say, it's that this guy was charging people to come to his kinky BDSM parties, and he happens to live right next to Walter Johnson High School (where my dad got his class ring). But even sex parties next to horny underage kids aren't the issue...the issue is that the area isn't zoned for commercial traffic, and charging people to put on gimp masks and whip each other technically still counts as a commercial business. Who knew? Someone better inform those 16-year olds selling pot outside school property that they could get into some pretty hot water with the zoning committee if they were ever caught.