Caption This: Sports Illustrated's Ski Suit Edition

Some people who (it goes without saying) have their mind in the gutter, think there is something strange about this Sports Illustrated cover of Olympic-wannabe skier Lindsay Vonn. Particularly in the way that she's...positioned? I mean, on the one hand, SI isn't one to shy way from using sex to sell their magazine, but on the other....that's basically just the position that downhill skiing puts you in, right? I mean, it's no anal bobsledding, that's for sure. So help us think of a better title for this picture besides "Ice to Ass!"