'We're Having Amazing Sex,' Say Anonymous Bloggers / Liars


Many websites devoted to relationships and/or sex have started publishing anonymous sex diaries that just happen to be from people who are having mind-blowing sex on a nightly basis. Of course, we all know these diaries are full of crap... or are they?

From The Frisky:

Hurry, hurry inside, close the door, don’t worry about your shoes, don’t worry about the lights, drop your bag in the entrance way, fumble down the hall past his roommate playing Xbox on the couch, hand in hand, giggling all the way. Slam the bedroom door behind you!

He closes the door to his bedroom… and throws me onto the bed. Yesss, I think. It’s time to relieve that tension. The tension of an unspeakable number of days apart dreaming of this exact moment we’re about to play out.

The sex wasn’t just good; it was mind-blowing. He seemed so huge, he seemed so strong changing positions and angles, he seemed to last forever. I’m screaming his name and gasping for breath and we’re finally both having enormous orgasms before collapsing in a sweaty and satisfied pile of limbs and blankets.

Of course, sex tends to be mind-blowing when you haven't had it for months. Then the reality sets in: the diarist gets a UTI and cannot bone for a few days.

“It’s the medicine, the doctor said it’d turn my pee colors.  But I didn’t pee on you, I swear.  I know I didn’t pee!”

Should I have provided some background there? Naw, it's better out of context, actually.

Oh man, oh my God, it’s so good, it’s too good, I feel like I’m going to explode………………!

And it turns out I do explode.  A sea of orange gushes out of me. It turns out I’m a squirter.  I just didn’t get to know that little fact about myself until all my fluids had turned some strange shade of fruit juice first.  I’m mortified.

All right, we'll admit it... it's probably all true and we're just jealous.

Commentarium (7 Comments)

Feb 08 10 - 2:07pm

I know for a fact these are fake diaries. And the writing is terrible.

Mar 15 11 - 11:30am

Yes Frenchie,
HOW do you know??

Feb 08 10 - 2:11pm
Brian Fairbanks

How do you know they're fake for a fact? Have you heard of writers at those sites making them up? Seriously, I want to hear the inside scoop.

Feb 09 10 - 8:20am

This is tempting me to start a diary about how great sex can be into the seventh year of a relationship. Yeah.... right.

Maybe I will... Maybe she'll read it...

Mar 15 11 - 11:31am

What are YOU doing to make the sex great? Long-term relationship sex CAN be great. If you think not, you're in the wrong relationship!

Mar 15 11 - 11:29am

I think, yes, you're just jealous! Our blog and other sex bloggers' blogs (that we know PERSONALLY) are all real. I think that, yes there ARE lots of fake blogs out there, but you can't assume that ALL are fake.
Ours is SO REAL. And so fucking hot. Yes, be jealous. Be VERY jealous. ;)

Mar 16 11 - 12:30pm

I write a 'sex blog' for want of a better name, it is ALL true, based on my sexual journey into submission and hopefully the photo's help people to believe that. I know that some blogs are written as fiction but in general those people state that their work is fiction/fantasy.

For me it is a place to share my experiences and get creative with the camera. I have made many friend through my blog.

So yes, like the 'Sex Fairy' my blog is ALL real.