Naked Women Protest Bizarre Ukranian Election

Sunday's election in Ukraine may have been the weirdest in world history, with incidents involving drunk people, crazy candidates, and rampaging topless women. Florida 2000 had nothin' on this town, people...

The whole thing started to unwind when four women, wearing tape over their exposed breasts, stormed the polling site where the opposition candidate was about to vote. "Enough raping our democracy!" they screamed. "Help! Rape!" they chanted, much to the obvious consternation of feminists everywhere. They were quickly booted, but not before every news source in the world was able to obtain photos.

The insanity continued:

[Instead of praising their genes, candidate Victor] Yanukovich accidentally congratulated locals on having the best genocide in the country.

[When Yanukovich didn't show up for a debate, his opponent continued with the process anyway.] "Although he is absent from here, I can feel his smell. This is the smell of fear. I do not want a common coward to become the next leader of our nation." [Reuters]

Meanwhile, there were several wild reports, including one we were able to confirm about a drunk voter eating his ballot. This is the kind of democracy that would actually get Americans to turn out to the polls...

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