Today In Grossness: Joe Rogan Confronts His Locker-Room Voyeur

Sorry readers, it's time for a pop quiz. Remember, eyes on your own papers. What is the most uncomfortable thing about this video?

A. The pig noises. Dear God, the pig noises.

B. The confronted voyeur, who does nothing but awkwardly shuffle around in silence.

C. The fact that Joe Rogan is putting his clothes on while he's either totally wet from the shower (I hope) or completely sweat covered (yeugh).

D. Me, watching it.

E. All of the above.

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Here's the thing, Joe. Confront your locker-room voyeur, don't confront your locker-room voyeur. It's no skin off my nose. I would most likely choose the first alternative, for obvious reasons. But most confrontations start with affirmative, commanding statements like, "Stop looking at me while I change" or "Seriously, this is weird, stop looking at me while I change." Not as affective? "He wanted to see my dick, I figured I'd show it to him." Filming this and then releasing the video on the internet - with the promise of more to come, oh joy! - makes seem like you would actually prefer to have more people staring at your "hog" (kill me). Which, while it certainly doesn't make the voyeur any less creepy (because, you know, it is creepy), but it makes it sort of very obvious that your mission here was more to do with humiliating this guy and also showing off your killer jujitsu bod.

In related news, I can never listen to "The Girl From Impanema" ever again.

(The answer was E, BTW.)

Via Defamer.