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What Would Make the Kate Gosselin Book Cover More Tolerable?
By James Brady RyanFebruary 9th, 2010, 6:05 pmComments (16)
Obviously, this is going to need an Aretha hat.
Theeeeeeeeere we go. Much better. Readers, can you think of anything else that would make this thing less sandpaper-to-the-cornea abrasive?
Commentarium (16 Comments)
If the floor was sand and it was swallowing her.
What would make a better cover? How about something like:
a) she wasn't on it
b) it wasn't her book
c) we didn't know about it
But what the hell, that Aretha hat really does bring the room together; does it not? Now THERE'S some photoshop we can all get behind.
This may be the whiskey talking, but it's actually a nice photo of Kate. She looks....pretty? Of course, if this book cover was a talking photo, there would be serious issues. But without the sound of her screech, she seems to have achieved human-like qualities.
without her signature hairstyle no one's even going to know who that is
Have David Cronenberg reshoot it? http://open.salon.com/blog/robert_brenner/2009/06/07/jon_kate_plus_the_b...
1. Ditch the extensions
2. Ditch the Old Navy sweater http://oldnavy.gap.com/browse/product.do?cid=51742&vid=1&pid=696866&scid...
Changing the title (and content)from "I Just Want You to Know: Letters to My Kids and Faith Love and Family" to "I Just Want You to Know: Bizzare and Interesting Trivia Facts." Oh, and put her in a safari outfit with a big magnifying glass. And add some word searches and coloring pages. (Confession: before I left work today management announced the office would be closed tomorrow because of the blizzard, the impending snow day has brought out my inner 8-year-old, who wants a coloring book).
Gasoline and a match.
It would be interesting to see what the "tags" are for the book on Amazon. People have been very creative for Beth Stern's new book "Oh My Dog".
The next time I need to prepare myself for a distasteful task, I'm going to start by saying, "Obviously, this is going to need an Aretha hat." It's, now, the official first step to girding my loins.
Changing the subtitle to "I can't believe you'll actually listen to a word I have to say on anything"
A bunch of cats. Everywhere. On her lap, on her head, on the chair with her, under the chair...in her mouth. Choking her.
Some tasteful nudity. Full frontal obviously, but in a classy way.
Remaindered.
@minnesota resident. Cats make everything look just a little bit less tacky a little more crazy
A small hand reaching out from under the seat cushion.