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The Ten People You'll Meet On Chatroulette
By Josh KurpFebruary 10th, 2010, 7:18 pmComments (79)It's sweeping the internet. It's totally revolutionary and brand-spanking new. It's Chatroulette, the website that lets you web- and text-chat, one-on-one, with randomly selected people all across the world, and it is absolutely unlike anything you've ever seen - for about six and a half minutes. That's how long it takes to realize that this is just like any other chat room, only here you can jump more effectively from one stranger to the next. In reality, each and everyone one of the many Chatroulette users fits into these ten types:
1. The Masturbators
Far and away the most memorable visitors to Chatroulette, these guys are just happy to have a new way to expose themselves to the world. No longer will they have to rely on Craigslist "Casual Encounters" or taking to the streets in their trench coats. They're already creepy enough, but when you factor in the number of tween girls using the website, it makes you pine for the days of simple, anonymous chat rooms.
2. The Girls
Actual, living, breathing females are rare enough to deserve a category all to themselves, and in all honesty, I understand. Why would you spend time on a website where you are one-million percent more likely to encounter a guy whacking off or asking to see your tits than to have an actual conversation?
3. The Dorm Room Bro
Often wearing their respective schools' hoodies, these guys will write "ur a faggot" before even saying "Hello." Don't you miss college?
4. The Partially Obscured Person
You have decided to log onto a video chat site, but to only show half your face, or your stomach, in an attempt to...well, I'm not sure. What's the point of using video chat if you're not going to show what you look like? Are you afraid that you'll be surfing happily along until *BAM* there's your mom, your girlfriend, or that professor in college who thought you had so much potential?
5. The Fake Cammers
Hey, that picture of the cat hovering in the air looks totally real! Oh wait, no it doesn't. And look, here's a link to your website. No thanks, I'll stay, with the hope of finding a real, live girl with her top off.
6. The People Wearing Costumes
Yeah, we get it. You're weird. Next.
7. The Suggestives
Similar to The Masturbators, these folks are missing an article of clothing, typically a shirt. Mostly, it's guys with abs showing off to girls who need their fixes until The Jersey Shore returns. In a way, they're worse than The Masturbators, who at least aren't ashamed to show it all.
8. The "Isn't That..." Person
On my first go on 'Roulette, I swore I saw the Jonas Brothers. On my second time, Gabourey Sidibe. No to both, but for just a moment, I thought I had just stumbled into five seconds of internet fame. But keep looking, kids, maybe you'll get lucky.
9. The People with Shitty Webcams
There's nothing worse than trying to talk to someone whose camera is two minutes behind. It's like the movie Kung Pow - the actors' mouths move, but the dialogue doesn't come until later. Same thing here.
10. The Bored
Ultimately, Chatroulette is not much more than a good time waster when you're bored and not in a work environment, full of countless people, all with the same glazed-over look, searching for someone that they know they'll never find. And that's what will keep me coming back.
Commentarium (79 Comments)
They're should've been another category for people giving the middle finger!
no it is just you
Maybe those guys aren't the Jonas Brothers but they could win a look-alike contest.
haha, now i'll have to get one. i wonder if in the future, people'll find their true loves on it.
Makes me wish I could live my life over.....
I totally ran into the Jonas Brothers myself on this thing!
it's a video! people can put up videos of famous people
This needs to be a website in an of itself because a buddy of mine has so many insane ones!
This is awesome. I just heard about it and this is exactly what I thought it'd be like
I swear, shit just keeps getting more weird on the Internet.
So Josh, which one would you fit into? Im guessing #8. Did anyone ever tell you that you look like kosh?
The guy on the right really does look like a Jonas Brother (in that group shot.)
I am way too terrified to try chatroulette alone.
This is scary and depressing all at the same time. It's like fleeing a planet full of zombies only to run up to a mirror and in your reflection see that you are one of them.
Did they ever get rid of the "hanging" person?
Well, being black, you often encounter the blatant racists too, making it somewhat of an unpleasant experience.
That's sad. :( If i ever catch you on chatroulette, i won't ''next'' you. ^^
gah, that is so weird. i can't even imagine doing that.
I think I saw Mathias in the background!!! I did I did
Josh,
You've convinced me (your job was not that tough). I'd have to be pretty hard up for entertainment before I ever ventured onto that site.
lol that actually is a video of the jonas brothers on cam
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um you forgot the show you me your tits please! dudes. a huge population on chat roulette.
lol the jonas brothers arent real. im a 'fake cammer' and that particular video of the jonas bros along with other celebs are videos. i know im not the only one doing it but dont get too excited it isnt real
im the one wearing a costumee :) and they dont disconnect either, they laugh at yuu, and beg you to take it off ;)
Wow you people are complete idiots, the jonas brothers video is just a GIF file that people use to trick you. because they once did a live webcam thing.
i think the jonas brothers might atually go on chatroulette. my friend saw them too. and talked to them
yo the kid in the vendetta mask thats my friend
if i saw you on chatrt i know the first thing id say is "virgin"
I never got to know your name.. and it disconnected by accident.. and had a great time talking to you.. and now i dont think well ever meet again.. but i said your philadelphia stadium picture looked like a garden and insulted your "Man Cave".. lol enjoyed talking to you.. and thinking about you!!!
funny as :P
So you all realize, there are a million and one programs out there that let you upload video loops feeds. over 50% of it's not real
You should add an 11th category being the people playing heavy metal on guitar with a shitty amp.
i have seen the jonas brothers too haha
I saw the Jonas brothers on that night to wearing the same stuff and in the same room how cool is that lol
i freaked out when i saw them...was it just a video of them?
I was talking whit the Jonas brothers today . They where so gay that me and my friend where talking shit to them the reporded me and got kicked out.
I think, we have 11 groups. 11 is crazy russians.
there needs to be a group that accounts for the people who just make crazy ugly faces and wait to see how long the person on the other end will stay on....
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What can i do when i had cam sex on chatroulette and i dont know who can see that video
hey i found someone on 30 june and we had a really nice conversation.. but the computer shut down and i didnt ask his email adres.. there should be a site to find someone nice back whom u met on chatroulette!
you people are strange if you actually believe they are the jonas brothers. it's a video. a fake video.
What about the Rick Rollers? First I show them a fake girl video and then they get rick rolled ^^
Ive seen justin bieber
Haha this is so good dude and true! Kudos
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What category do you put guys and girls in who met on chat roulette, talked for hours and ended up masturbating together on cam, getting each other off. Yeah, sounds too good to be true. But true is the operative word. Peace!
we just saw the jonas brothers the were the real ones and they were sat on a bed so comment if any1 has seen them to.!!
shut the fuck up about the fucking jonas brothers for fuck sake who gives a fuck if you have seen them or not !!!
i saw the dudes from jersey shore
same
me too!
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This is funny.
I seen Justin Beiber and i dont think it was the look alike it actually looked like him.
you forgot the "hand holding up a sign asking for tits"
Had a short chat with Snoop Dogg a few weeks back. Nice post though. Found it googling "What the hell are people looking for on ChatRoulette?" After a half hour of "Switching" without even getting so much as a "Hi", its as if everyone is looking for a unicorn.
Omg, I Just saw The Jonas Brothers put they passed, i was in luck of fame, i was gobsmacked thinking it was them, even though i am not a personal fan i was still exited, with my excitement i headed on here to see if they were real but my expectations are not real:( but they is a chance that they are real! >.<
i met this girl from ukraine named alina an i really liked her we had alot incommon. i think we both fell under the catagory 10, we talked for hours an she was vary sweet, but then my computer just shut down because it was low on batts. i was real depressed after that, i know alot about her but i dont know if i'll ever see her agin but i really hope so :(
i myself like to put on a suit and gorilla mask, and then hide off screen and jump in... it works on so many people and its great fun and then if they don't click next i use really complicated word just to confuse them :P
There should be another catagory for people that call me and other black people niggers
i swear to god i saw the guy from jersy shore the the ummmm
the situation yeah that guy i saw him and his friends in the background!
You forgot the performers, the people that act out a scene
I sow the Jones bros! I talksed to them but i dout thats them! Cus they said things the bros wold never say! like "can i see ur bod" so i woldent fall for that shit.
omg we saw Jonas Brothers
But was it real?
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You've got it in one. Couldn't have put it btteer.
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I saw once a couple doing oral sex, the guy was licking her down there, and she was holding the cam as best as she could.
Just hit the print screen key right before she hit Next. Now I have a good masturbation motivational pic, lol
the partially obscured are the masturbators, they've just got enough taste not to show their dick until they know somebody wants to see it.
The "fake cammers" and "costumed" people are like me! XD XD
i found a reely nice girl on here , she added me on facebook and is now a reely good mate of mine :) an shes hot ! this site is pointless but you never know who your gonna meet , and it makes boredom time fly anyway :P
I actually met the Game (the rapper) on chatroulette. 100% true.
I met an amazing guy, we talked for hours. Then the connection timed out and the whole conversation is gone, and I'll probably never get to talk to him again
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