5. Little known fact: "Rude Boy" is a collaboration between Rihanna and Rihanna's boobs.

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4. I really miss early 90s Nickelodeon.

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Remember Wild and Crazy Kids? That show rocked.

3. Rihanna has some very pressing concerns about your johnson.

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2. The song was also produced by Rihanna's ass.

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1. FUCKING LIONS!!!

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I've given you everything you need to know, but feel free to experience the entire 80s explosion:

Commentarium (8 Comments)

Feb 11 10 - 7:06pm

reminds me a little of MGMT's time to pretend.

Feb 11 10 - 9:32pm
Meesh

You missed the Keith Haring reference.

Feb 11 10 - 9:41pm
dj

im gosh she is beautiful : )

Feb 11 10 - 10:36pm
jmh

Shy Ronnie should have made a cameo in a zebraskin loincloth

Feb 12 10 - 9:28am
SR

Rihanna....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Feb 12 10 - 1:29pm
Emmstah

6. She moves like frankenstein.

Feb 12 10 - 1:46pm
ketut

Rihanna? I thought Grace Jones was making a comeback. Grace should sue.