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5. Little known fact: "Rude Boy" is a collaboration between Rihanna and Rihanna's boobs.
4. I really miss early 90s Nickelodeon.
Remember Wild and Crazy Kids? That show rocked.
3. Rihanna has some very pressing concerns about your johnson.
2. The song was also produced by Rihanna's ass.
1. FUCKING LIONS!!!
I've given you everything you need to know, but feel free to experience the entire 80s explosion: