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The Top Five Things You Take Away From Rihanna’s “Rude Boy” Video

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5. Little known fact: “Rude Boy” is a collaboration between Rihanna and Rihanna’s boobs.

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4. I really miss early 90s Nickelodeon.

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Remember Wild and Crazy Kids? That show rocked.

3. Rihanna has some very pressing concerns about your johnson.

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2. The song was also produced by Rihanna’s ass.

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1. FUCKING LIONS!!!

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I’ve given you everything you need to know, but feel free to experience the entire 80s explosion: