This Week In Sex: Winter Olympians Pose In Their Bikinis

Today in unfortunately-named post-bikini-wax treats: the vagina facial.

Scores sent us an e-mail today to tell us that they are making a major push to get stripping into the 2012 Summer Olympics. Of course, it would be just as good in the winter... all those pointy nipples! (Okay, okay, we'll stop.)

"'We’re talking about taking the penis of a man and putting it in the rectum of another man and wriggling it around in excrement. And you have to think, would I want that to be done to me?' Oof. Time for [New Hampshire State Rep.] Nancy Elliott’s husband to lower his expectations."

GeekSystem's list of the 10 Sexiest Programmers seems either random, composed of friends... or maybe there are only ten programmers with pictures on the internet. Actually, the joke's on us because it isn't a serious list to begin with.

Oh no: Khloe Kardashian says that since no one will make a sex tape with her (we're guessing), she's going to make a sex tape with herself. We didn't need to know that, Khloe, thanks.

68% of New Yorkers say their neighbors have loud sex, are obviously happier.

This racy Durex blow job/condom ad seems to say that receiving oral sex causes men to completely shut down, while giving oral sex makes women "satisfied" (or "satisfield" if you read the typo on her arm.) [Link fixed]

And without further ado: your bikini-clad 2010 Winter Olympians. Good luck, gals!

Hannah Teter, snowboarder. She has a Ben & Jerry's flavor named after her and sells her underwear for charity. It would be safe to say we would marry her right. now.

Lacy Schnoor, skier.

Claire Bidez, snowboarder. If you want to get up in her bidez (sorry), she apparently has some sort of blog somewhere, but we're too lazy to find it right now. We have to keep posting these glorious pictures...

Lindsey Vonn, skier.

See all their photos at Sports Illustrated's website.