While You Were Sleeping: Marc Jacobs Is Hung

If you're going to make a reality television show about, um, garbage haulers, you'd do worse to set it in New Orleans, where it's already impossible to walk down the street five days before Mardi Gras.

Here's today's head-scratching poll results: 44% of the country supports having homosexuals in the military, while 58% support having gays and lesbians in the military. No, there aren't any typos there.

When is it okay to "friend" someone you used to date, are dating, or were seriously involved with?

It's a long shot, but Inglourious Basterds is gathering momentum for a Best Picture victory. We still don't see how anything is going to be Avatar, but we'd love to see it happen...

This whole situation is spiraling out of control, people: now 50% of all phone breakups are done by text instead of voice.

Under attack from every media outlet in the world over his racially-charged Playboy interview, John Mayer had a near-breakdown while onstage in Nashville.

The Dennis Hopper divorce drama just got a bit less dramatic, but not that much -- now he and his estranged wife are obliged to stay a whopping ten feet from each other.

And on the same day that John Edwards announced his engagement to Rielle Hunter (call us old fashioned, but shouldn't you have to be divorced or be widowed thanks to fucking cancer before you can get engaged), Marc Jacobs confirmed his own marriage... and his husband confirmed Jacobs is "hung like the Nazis at Nuremberg."

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