Madrid Fashion Week's Penis Pants, The New Cleavage?

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Madrid Fashion Week just kicked off and it's already a boat-load of fun. Take, for instance, Isabel Mastache, who sent these penis-pants down the runway. Being the generous soul that I am, I was all set to call her a soldier in the gender war, objectifying men's body parts the way fashion has always done to women's breasts and bodies. But then I saw the rest of her show....and she's just a nut!

ISABEL MASTACHE Fall Winter 2010 / 11 Cibeles from NEOMODA on Vimeo.

Although, that guy with the prosthetic arm attached to his chest is really stylin'. I can almost see myself wearing that to my niece's graduation. Almost.

Commentarium (8 Comments)

Feb 23 10 - 10:43am
Luke

Stylish or not, that suit just looks badly sewn.

Feb 23 10 - 1:07pm
Keith Whitener

Def not one size fits all!

Feb 23 10 - 2:55pm
SR

This is one of the dumbest thing I have ever seen.

Feb 23 10 - 3:03pm
Runyon

So does the penis go IN it, or is that just an add-on? Sooo many questions....

Feb 23 10 - 3:54pm
Luke

And women can wear them... they just make the penis an "innie"

Feb 23 10 - 5:18pm
Mel

besides the penis thing, who the hell would wear any of these clothes? those hats are crazy!

Mar 01 10 - 9:54pm
KJ

Return of the codpiece!!!!

Mar 08 10 - 4:21pm
steph

i love it! humour all the way, so original!

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