Madrid Fashion Week's Penis Pants, The New Cleavage?

Madrid Fashion Week just kicked off and it's already a boat-load of fun. Take, for instance, Isabel Mastache, who sent these penis-pants down the runway. Being the generous soul that I am, I was all set to call her a soldier in the gender war, objectifying men's body parts the way fashion has always done to women's breasts and bodies. But then I saw the rest of her show....and she's just a nut!

ISABEL MASTACHE Fall Winter 2010 / 11 Cibeles from NEOMODA on Vimeo.

Although, that guy with the prosthetic arm attached to his chest is really stylin'. I can almost see myself wearing that to my niece's graduation. Almost.