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After what seems like years (centuries!) of "Are they or aren't they?" Twilight heartthrob and vagina-hater Robert Pattinson finally fessed up: yep, he's sleeping with his co-star Kristen Stewart. All the girls in the audience, start your crying.

Owning up in the British Mirror, Edward Robert told the world:

"It is extremely difficult but we are together, yes. We can't arrive at the same time because of the fans. It goes crazy.

"This was supposed to be a public appearance as a couple but it's impossible. We are here together and it's a public event but it's not easy. We have to do all this stuff to avoid attention."

Wait so...to avoid attention you go and tell a national newspaper? That makes...sense?

Commentarium (6 Comments)

Feb 23 10 - 11:18am
Dan

But he hates vaginas!

Feb 23 10 - 11:30am
andrea

I think that relationship is as real as Debbie Reynolds and Eddie Fishers's was. That is, not at all and totally for appearances and increased publicity.

Feb 23 10 - 12:28pm

go public to save their fear-of-being-soon-forgotten ass, or just make more envyors to boost their fame, for...boxoffice

Feb 23 10 - 12:31pm
Lame

He is the next Tom Cruise. She is simply his beard.

Feb 23 10 - 12:36pm
little_fiend

I wonder if Kristen Stewart's vagina is what made him hate vaginas.

Feb 23 10 - 2:59pm
Runyon

So she picked him over the werewolf after all. TWIST!

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