Performance Artist Hipsters Take Over Judge Judy?

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These two quotations should convince you to watch: "He killed a bird. He lit the dead bird on fire," and, "He's an artist." Honestly, I wanted to list out some more but I can't ruin it for you. You need to watch this, and I probably need to start watching Judge Judy more often, if this ending segment is anything like normal.

I think using Beethoven's 5th as the background music really gives these proceedings the air of class they deserve.

Via FourFour.

Commentarium (9 Comments)

Feb 25 10 - 1:07pm
JK

No wonder she's been the highest-rated judge show for, like, 328 years.

Feb 25 10 - 1:08pm
letsgomathias

haha it's almost as good as moustache man on people's court

Feb 25 10 - 2:59pm
:/

The sad thing is I know people like this in real life, only it was a squirrel, not a bird.

Feb 25 10 - 3:16pm
Bernard

I think I saw those dudes making out in a bar in Williamsburg after talking about how much they love leather jackets and smashing stuff

Feb 25 10 - 3:44pm
Mandy

I only detected one hipster, two douchebags and a flake.

Feb 26 10 - 3:55am

no matter what anyone says, hipster bashing will never die out. Of course it's hard to admit this when at least one of your friends is a hipster.

Feb 26 10 - 3:24pm
thinkywritey

HA! The guy at the end was PERFECT. And that editing! Magnificent.

Mar 02 10 - 11:34pm

haha "my whole life is ridiculous" so perfect

Mar 03 10 - 4:16am
abunker

“my whole life is ridiculous”- I'm getting it tattooed across my chest in helvetica.