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With the economy being what it is, sometimes it's not enough to use cougars and naked pilots covered in body paint to get on your airline. That's why Air New Zealand has come up with a new tactic: putting couches on their planes, and then not letting you have sex on them. You can still snuggle though, as this not-at-all confusing advertisement points out. It's kind of like hanging out with your boyfriend in high school: you kids better not being doing anything down there under the blankets!