While You Were Sleeping: When It Gets Weird In Bed

courtneyloveThis Improv Everywhere idea shouldn't have worked, but it ends up being just as charming as all the other ones.

Ever wonder why Jay Z and Beyonce aren't on the covers of the tabloids very often? It's because -- yep, racism, obviously.

Ben Stiller is hard at work on the sequel to Zoolander, and he hopes Will Ferrell and Owen Wilson will be back for more punishment.

Facebook is changing the way people get divorced, as lawyers scrounge news feed histories for any wrongdoing.

A teacher in Britain apparently committed suicide after her nude photos leaked.

“After years of dwindling ratings and increasingly fractured audiences, big event pop culture has made a comeback. Though there are particular reasons for each of these successes, one unifying theory is that social media networks are magnifying these audiences.”

Courtney Love says she used to call up escort services and ask for the ugliest hooker they had, who she says would most likely know where the drugs are.

And if these ten weird(est) sex experiences seem delightfully blase to you, too, don't worry, you're still normal.

Commentarium (5 Comments)

Mar 01 10 - 11:06am
Luke

Re. Courtney Love: I am always confusing her with Courtney Cox. I pictured Monica from Friends calling up Patty the Daytime Hooker and asking to get some crank or smack or whatever the kids are calling hard drugs these days.

Mar 01 10 - 11:11am
JK

I hope they get A-Skars for Zoolander II

Mar 01 10 - 11:38am
Dan

I always called Courtney Love to find out where the best drugs were.

Mar 01 10 - 3:04pm
FT

I love Improv Everywhere - my favorite is Frozen Grand Central :)

Mar 02 10 - 2:21pm
jenny

I'm always of the belief that any column or magazine that keeps referring to the reader's prospective sexual partner as "him" deserves to be burned.

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