Whoopi Goldberg is the new face (or bladder) for Poise, a sort of maxi-pad for people with bladder control problems. And we get it, it must be very embarrassing to have problems down there, so why not lighten up the commercials a bit so people aren't so freaked out (like those Bob Dole Viagra commercials)? But there is something genuinely creepy about these Goldberg ads...and some of them (like the Joan of Arc one!) are even borderline offensive.

Helen of Troy (yikes):

Lady Godiva (shudder):

Cleopatra:

Joan of Arc:

See all 8 of the videos here.

Commentarium (5 Comments)

Mar 01 10 - 6:16pm
JK

No longer will she be Sister Mary Clarence to me; now, she's the woman who sells adult diapers.

Mar 01 10 - 6:27pm
Dan

WTF? Weirdest celeb endorsement ever? Glad I saw this.

Mar 01 10 - 8:36pm
RB

Epic.

Mar 02 10 - 4:05am
Chris

wth is this even real or just a joke because this doesn't even seem like an ad why would ANY company risk offending customers?

Mar 02 10 - 9:25am
Rebs

OMG I'm getting a Poise pack right now. I don't need them yet, but somewhere, sometime, I will.

Whoopie + Poise = WIN