Teenage Girl Cop Fired For Wanting To Have Sex With Everyone

Jessica Parfrey was nineteen-years old and only wanted to be a police officer. Actually, we're not sure she wanted to be a police officer so much as a police officer who had a lot of sex with fellow cops. This teenage girl made headlines today in Australia when her unlawful firing lawsuit was tossed from court. The verdict:

[H]er conduct had been "entirely inconsistent" with the standards expected of an officer.

However, she claimed her dismissal was unjust and argued that the majority of the alleged sexual harassment took place outside work during drinks with workmates.

Well, that usually doesn't matter when we're talking the police force and allegations like these:

-in her first week on the job, Parfrey allegedly tried to seduce her boss, saying "everyone knows you're supposed to fall in love with your buddy." Someone call Danny Glover before he does another Lethal Weapon.

-to the same boss a month later: "Can't we just fuck? I am a 19-year-old girl, what is wrong with you?" No offense, but maybe he wasn't attracted to you... just a thought.

-tried to go down on a guy in the bathroom of the local bar, then allegedly told another unwilling officer: "I know you want me." Get your straight-dar, checked, woman.

-called yet another cop "12 times, left six text messages and then offered to help him study for his police exams by stripping off an item of clothing for every question he got correct." Guess what his answer was? That's correct.

Ladies and gentlemen: sexual harassment is not cool, so let this be a lesson to all of you. Ask politely, take no for an answer, and move on. After all, there will always eventually be someone who will say "yes" if you're patient and not, um, this nutty.

Via.