While You Were Sleeping: Lindsay Lohan Mooned Us

We were thrilled to hear that DC is now accepting marriage license applications from same-sex partners. (See the day in photos here.)

Try not to take this too seriously: seven reasons curling is not a sport.

Did you know that Zach Galifianakis is hosting SNL this weekend? These promo spots with Will Forte seem promising.

We're pretty sure this Craig's List ad announcing a sex ritual party is a goof on Eyes Wide Shut, but what makes it amusing satire is it's not that different from serious invites we get every week via scanner@nerve.com.

A freshman Democratic Congressman is not running for reelection, and rumor has it that he made sexual advances toward a male staffer. (Yes, Congressman Massa is married to a woman and has a couple of kids.)

You probably shouldn't get drunk during a date, and certainly not before... especially if your date is with a couple of millionaires and is being filmed for reality television.

There's a backlash brewing against casual sex and, believe it or not, it wasn't started by jealous dudes who just want you to stay a virgin and marry them.

And Lindsay Lohan posed for one of those famous photographer guys everyone raves about... but all we noticed was this photo of her mooning the camera.