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Do you ever stop and think to yourself, "Hey, I wonder whatever happened to that girl from The Hills that wasn't Heidi or Whitney Port or LC?" You know, the one from Sorority Row? (See also: the only brunette.) Well, Audrina isn't going to let her fifteen minutes just like, fade away because she's some second-rate Gretchen Weiner. Oh no, she's going to pose in FHM for their April cover. I want to say it's hot, but just like Audrina herself, they're just sort of...meh. Acceptable.

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Commentarium (10 Comments)

Mar 08 10 - 11:36am
Dan

It's probably a bad sign for her career that I'm noticing how fashionable her bikini is, rather than how hot she is. Or I might have to go on a voyage of sexual discovery to learn who I really am.

Mar 08 10 - 2:31pm
dvk

Dude she's fucking gorgeous. Anywhere I would ever go she'd be the hottest girl there. Her implants are a bit too big but it's not like she's going to be much more than a pin up girl anyway...

Mar 08 10 - 2:47pm
redme

In that second photo, can we see the next one in the sequence where she squats further and takes a pee?

Mar 08 10 - 3:45pm
SR

I'll never ask her to do my taxes or figure out the fallacies of cold fusion, but she is one of hottest women out there. Damn!

Mar 08 10 - 10:33pm
little_fiend

Audrina is obviously gorgeous, but can someone teach this girl to model? Picture 2 is so awkward it's making me cringe.

Mar 08 10 - 10:41pm
C

Her body rocks, but her face looks like an aging porn star.

Mar 09 10 - 7:09am
geminicrocket

new nose?

Mar 09 10 - 3:06pm
geemoney

fake boobs right?

Mar 09 10 - 3:12pm
Brian Fairbanks

Disgustingly fake, geemoney. She was doing just fine in the attention-seeking department without them, too.

Mar 09 10 - 8:45pm
PJ

it's Patridge, not Partridge