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Lindsay Lohan Sues E-Trade's Talking Baby
By Ryan LavaletteMarch 9th, 2010, 2:15 pmComments (7)
Mothers, hide your babies! Brokers, sell your stocks! Lindsay Lohan is continuing her campaign to become the most bat-shit crazy girl in Hollywood by attempting to sue E-Trade and their adorable talking baby for 100 million dollars. Because the girl doesn't have enough money or attention, Lohan is beginning the court battle to protect her reputation. Which is legit, since if her reputation needs anything, it's protection.
In case you haven't seen the aforementioned TV commercial, the baby is talking to his baby girlfriend and then she accuses him of cheating on her with another baby named Lindsay, whom she refers to as a milkaholic. At that point, baby-Lindsay pokes her head out and says "milka-what?" It's rather adorable actually, or it was until Lohan decided sue it. Supposedly, this depiction of a seductive, milk-drinking baby hit too close to home:
According to Lohan's lawyer, "They used the name Lindsay...They're using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn't they use the name Susan?" Good question lawyer lady! Why didn't they use any other ordinary, non-specific, generic girl name? Apparently, the name Lindsay can represent no one other than the coquettish (coke-head-ish?) diva herself. The lawyer even said to newspapers that Lindsay...I mean...She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named has the same single name recognition as Madonna and Oprah.
Not to be contrary, but we might have to disagree a bit on that last point. How many Oprahs did you have recess-crushes on?
Commentarium (7 Comments)
What is wrong with Lindsay Lohan? Seriously, what causes this behavior?
One is a spoiled baby that pukes on herself, the other is in an E-trade commercial.
I've seen this commercial, like most of us have, and I never once thought about Lindsey Lohan. I think, she's being paranoid. And needs to get over herself.
What an insignificant turd. This must be what she has to do to give her any kind of meaning in life.
Do you have a link to the suit story? I'd be interested to see who the lawyer is. Usually, I blame clients for crazy suits, but this one feels lawyer-driven to me.
Dang, I first thought it was about Lindsay Wagner. I see a potential class action suit.
Lindsay - its not all about you, Babe. Get over yourself.