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The Accommodator, The Strap-On For Your Head?
By Brian FairbanksMarch 11th, 2010, 2:43 pmComments (11)
Excuse me, sir, but there is a latex dong stuck to your chin.
With a list price of just under $30 (and selling for a $24.37 right now on Amazon), the The Accommodator Oral Sex Stimulator from California Exotics is definitely the weirdest but also most long-overdue sex toy we've come across since the invention of the vibrator.
Not sure what you're looking at here? Perhaps this handy Amazon.com Product Description will assist you:
andquot;The Sensation of oral sex will never be the same with the Accommodator around. This pliable latex dong, that comfortably straps on your head, frees you up to use your hands and tongue to i
Um, guess not. You'll just have to purchase one and let us know if it's anything as hilarious/doubly-stimulating as these photos suggest.
Via Lemondrop.
Commentarium (11 Comments)
I think I see an upcoming "I Did It For Science" article.
haha YES! that's a great idea.
Lol!! I second ProfRobert's motion.
yes! it must be done!
After reading the Lemondrop piece, did you ask if the original writer had somehow never performed oral or had a good round of oral before? Her question about hands kind of mystified me. I mean, did she never even watch a porno or anything?
Ben, if you're reading this, I volunteer.
This thing has been around something like ten years
Greatest name for a sex toy ever.
Is it wrong that the first thing that popped into my head was choda boy from Orgasmo?
This thing might be the worst sex toy ever! My girlfriend and I couldn't stop laughing long enough to take it seriously. It really is a dud, but it worked great at Halloween time! DICKFACE!
Ah, so that's what the ancient pharaohs had strapped to their chins! Plus they had the g-spot bend and were ribbed for her pleasure!
Now you say something