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As Lady Gaga says in this video, once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger. And this burger is delicious.

I was going to point out all the amazing things in this video, but then I realized I would be here forever. Situational homosexuality? Disco prisons? Girl fights? A poison-themed cooking show? (Related: I am going to be shouting out "Let's make a sandwich!" all day long.) The Pussy Wagon from Kill Bill?

Lady Gaga is endlessly entertaining and Beyonce, surprisingly, is a camp wonder. So instead of breaking this down still-by-still style, I just made an image wall of my favorite things. It may or may not also be my desktop background right now. Enjoy:

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Commentarium (15 Comments)

Mar 12 10 - 11:57am
letsgomathias

This is one of the most mesmerizing things I have ever seen.

Mar 12 10 - 11:59am
Runyon

I never thought I'd see Lesbianism, Murder and Sandwiches in the same headline. Thank you

Mar 12 10 - 11:59am
SR

Gawd I love Beyonce. She might be the hottest woman on this green earth.

Mar 12 10 - 12:02pm
Dan

Cigarette Sunglasses? Shameless Virgin Mobile product placement? I love it.

Mar 12 10 - 12:04pm
Sticky the Rat

Never thought I'd say it... Good Going Gaga. This video was positively mesmerizing

Mar 12 10 - 12:49pm
truth

What to wear when running from the law? Chiffon beekeeper outfits. THEY'LL NEVER SEE US.

Mar 12 10 - 1:02pm
anonymous

I remember when the scanner bloggers had good taste in music....this is horrifyingly bad, even with the sound down.

Mar 12 10 - 1:36pm
spinster

I've seen Beyonce in real life - eating pizza no less - and she doesn't seem all that remarkable. Pretty, but not ohmygod amazing. I guess what I mean is that she looks attainable. Which is nice, and comforting, for the rest of us who are not ohmygod amazing.

Mar 12 10 - 1:37pm
Aporia

It gets better every time I watch it.

Mar 12 10 - 1:46pm
MW

I'm not sure it's really about the music in this case (although I love this song, hater).

Mar 12 10 - 3:36pm
Mandy

"I knew you'd take all my honey."

<3

Mar 12 10 - 5:36pm
thinkywritey

"What did you say / you're breakin up on may"

I wish her music didn't suck so much. I do so enjoy the spectacle.

Also: PWAH! Plenty Offish! haha

Mar 12 10 - 5:43pm
adc

This was pretty great until the music started. Not because the song sucks (although it pretty much does), but because it's such an obvious rip-off of Kill Bill, Natural Born Killers and Thelma and Louise (with a Sin City color palette throughout) after that point. Nothing wrong with referencing past works, but you've got to do SOMETHING to make it more than a Cut/Copy job.

Mar 12 10 - 5:56pm
Ant

That was awesome, really no other way to put it.

Not that either of them will need it, but I think this video gives Beyonce and Lady GaGa a lifetime pass.

Jul 22 11 - 9:05am
Emmy

Now I feel stupid. That's cleeard it up for me