Museum's Boner Involves Artist With A Big Dong

Here's a quick and utterly useless video for you.

Watch for the (non-)reactions of lame, too-cool-to-be-amused-by-anything New Yorkers who really, really try not to notice this giant penis. And the security guard isn't helping -- he could've at least laughed, given the artist an amused shake of the head, and told him to wrap it up. Sure, you don't want to encourage nutjob Williamsburg kids to come waltzing in with their latest limp, floundering work... but you also don't want to be a cockblocker of fun either.

Big Dick enters The New Museum from David Livingston on Vimeo.

A couple of the better comments:

He could have made it past that security guy if he had less pilllowy balls.

[He was g]ently buffed?

what gets redder the more it grows? a strawberry, you pervert

He has a sad stroll for a man so well-equipped. Shuffling out the door.

It's better than anything in the Biennial. [The Awl]

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