Reality Still Bites For Tampon Commercials

This Kotex commercial has been making the rounds because it's all snarky meta-commentary on how most feminine hygiene products have nothing to do with what they're selling. Right. Because no one actually wants a commercial that says, "Put this in your cooze, it will plug things up for awhile." What's the problem with using a little bit of flowery metaphors to talk about that very special time of the month, ladies? Are we all suddenly Tank Girl or something? Anyway, Ms. Sarcasm here below, in Kotex's newest advertising campaign of "You're smarter than most commercials, wink wink (except for ours)."