While You Were Sleeping: Blowing It All On Escorts

340x_0326_peachesfrontThis strange and interesting blog post makes a case for Star Wars being a) stupid and b) smelly.

Dennis Hopper apparently has just days to live -- if you're in LA, make sure to swing by his Walk Of Fame ceremony in case he makes one last public appearance.

Jesse James made a citizen's arrest on a paparazzo who was "stalking" him -- and then the pap made a citizen's arrest of Jesse James.

Puck from the 1994 season of The Real World was seriously injured in an apparent drunk-driving accident.

It must be official now: Evan Rachel Wood was spotted the other night wearing an engagement ring.

A man is on trial for allegedly pilfering $7,000 from his dead girlfriend's memorial fund so he could hire some escorts.

Schindler's List -- the actual, original list -- is going up for auction in New York. Can someone please explain to us why this is not part of a museum?

Someone wrote a story about having an all night, heroin-fueled sex-fest with "D-list celebrity" Peaches Geldof, a tale which hilariously concludes at a Scientology Center. (Also, there's a set of NSFW photos, allegedly of Geldof from that night.)

Commentarium (2 Comments)

Mar 26 10 - 9:49am
Twolane

Anyone who names their child Peaches deserves what they end up with.

Mar 26 10 - 9:52am
Twolane

And will someone please explain to my why an escort service is so wrong for a man who has just lost his girlfriend? I mean, really now, the poor distressed guy needs an outlet before getting back into the dating world.