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It  must be hard being a celebrity and knowing that at any given moment, no matter what exotic locale you're running away to, paparazzi are probably there, lurking behind some bushes, trying to snap some pics of you looking absolutely your worst. Still, that's why if we were Katy Perry, we would never dangle our ass off the side of our gigantic villa (?) while wearing a bright red bathing suit. It's basically begging to be on the front pages of the blogs the next day. So...you're welcome?

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Commentarium (9 Comments)

Mar 31 10 - 3:17pm
letsgomathias

is that russell brand beside her?

Mar 31 10 - 6:19pm
Twolane

Now that's some fine ass.

Apr 01 10 - 12:57am
DX

It's wide and it's there
It's alive and it scares
It's in and it's out
It's up and it's down
It's wrong and it's right
It's red and it's white
It's hot, you look out
It's not, you look down

Apr 01 10 - 10:06am
TFT

Who is Kate Perry?

Apr 01 10 - 10:08am
TFT

She kinda looks like Rosie O'D would like to look - back to Nip-Tuck.

Oh, we stopped watching TV 4 years ago, so sue us. We do watch DVDs though.

Jun 28 10 - 12:30pm
Homeboy

One can see and feel a lot more of this when she is home drunk and partying at Wildcat Lounge.

Feb 06 11 - 12:11am
ugly i hate katy per

shes fat. ugly pig. non talented bitch

Aug 13 12 - 10:45pm
Dont Mess with KP

fat? you must be feeling sorry about your self to call HER fat.....ugly? u must be blind or gay or just pure jealously can be an aspect. and non talented bitch? nice choice of words, its funnie how she is the sweetest being alive and untalented? CAN you have 5 # 1 singles in a row and tie Micheal Jacksons record? i didnt think so, so shut the f*** up kthanksbye

Jun 25 12 - 1:32am
douche douchington

yea ae katey per is such a douche