Image of the Day: The Sperm Spectrum

Faster than a speeding bullet, or at least a Peruvian jaguar (but still slower than a dirty gutterpunk working a bike messenger job), it's semen!

No one likes to talk about sperm, not even the creepiest jerk-off artist on the public transit system, but why not? We talk about everything else that has to do with sex on these pages, leaving poor E. Jack out to dry. Pun intended.

This is important scientific stuff -- except for the part about Papa New Guinea, which should be announced on the State Department website so we never accidentally book a trip there. Shudder.



Commentarium (6 Comments)

Apr 05 10 - 2:18pm

I find this fascinating. Why do pigs generate so much?

Apr 05 10 - 4:35pm

A teaspoon? Haven't these guys watched Peter North?

Apr 05 10 - 9:22pm

I did NOT want to know about the mucous content. EW.

Apr 05 10 - 9:42pm

see... no more excuses NOT to swallow!

Apr 09 10 - 9:15pm

150 mg of protein??? Geez!

Apr 10 10 - 6:18pm

Is anyone else hungry now?