In related news, RZA and GZA have announced that Zac Efron will be joining Wu-Tang Clan. Cash rules everything around Zefron, guys. Apparently — now that members like Lloyd Banks and Tony Yayo are too busy with their own careers to put in much “group time” — 50’s looking for some replacements. According to an interview with MTV:
While 50 didn’t name any specific prospects, but did say he wouldn’t mind adding movie heartthrob Robert Pattinson to the Unit’s fold. The star of the “Twilight” franchise (50 said he’s seen “New Moon”) has dabbled in singing in addition to his acting.
“Robert Pattinson. He has a big enough following to be the frontline,” 50 laughed. ” ‘Twilight’ ain’t no joke.”
You know what, Mr. Jackson? (Can I call you Mr. Jackson? Okay.) I agree. Why limit yourself? You need whatever big names you can get, which is why I look forward to G-Unit’s new line up of Robert Pattinson, Malia and Sasha Obama, J.K. Rowling, and Steve Jobs.