We mentioned earlier that dimwitted Esquire readers voted Adriana Lima, born and raised in Brazil, the third most gorgeous/beautiful American. To thank us for continuing to promote her career in increasingly ridiculous and spectacular ways, Lima sent us these nudes photos of herself she took a couple years ago with the following compliments, roughly translated from Google Translation:
"Thank you Scanner Brian. If I hadn’t married that Serb guy in Jackson Holy Wyoming, of all places, I would have married you. Or whatever idiot it was that put me up for that vote. Muchas gracias, or whatever thank you means in Portguese."
Obviously, I just made that up. Except for the part about Jackson Hole, Wyoming, which is apparently where she got married last year. Bizarre.