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Utah Boy Finds Comic Book Porn, Ruins It For The Rest Of Us
By Brian FairbanksApril 21st, 2010, 11:01 amComments (4)
Holy crap, Batman! There's a new menace out there terrorizing our youth and making them commit school shooting massacres and the menace goes by the name "nudity in comic books!" Yes, folks, the Liberal Media has spread its sexually transmitted disease far and wide, and now "naughty comic book series The Spectre" (this direct quote from a "news organization" is funny when you realize how tame The Spectre actually is, even by comic book standards) is ravaged by the naked plague.
Check out these actual quotes from a local TV station's report on the widely-available issue that's ruining our nation:
"Who knows how many others have been sold. A mom asked ABC 4 to take action after she bought a comic book package she thought was for kids ended up having a nudity and violence inside.
“I seen the naked lady and I got mad.” Ten year old Sheldyn Conley loves comic books but knew something was wrong when he opened “The Spectre.” He says, “I just turned the page and I seen the naked ladies so I handed it to a grownup and said, ‘Look at this.’"
Emphasis is my own, of course. The real menace here, you Palinheads, ain't all them naked boobers, see, it's dem free government-run public education system we gots.
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Commentarium (4 Comments)
The (Silk) Spectre II would be proud.
My homestate is so weird........
Nice last sentence Brian but I am afraid half the readers didn't think there was anything wrong with the ten year old's grammar.
I just typed out this very long and overly nerdy response, but frankly, nobody needs read that. In short, you are woefully misinformed about the "tameness" of post-80's The Spectre, and the mentioned run of the book in particular. It single-handedly invented DC's "Mature Readers" label.