31% Of Women Would Sleep With Zooey Deschanel

If they had to sleep with a woman, according to Esquire. But what's more interesting is that Beyonce and Rachel Maddow are tied at 15%.

Scanner Brian mentioned this poll earlier, but I think it deserves a bit more attention. This is all a part of the men's magazine's "Women" issue (which featured a rather unrecognizable Christna Hendricks on the cover as the most desirable woman in America), so take that with a grain of salt, but the results seem authentic to me: a nice mix of very sexy and very interesting.

So, Scanner readers: if you are a woman (gay or bi or straight), which female celebrity would you most want to sleep with? And if you are a man (gay or bi or straight), which male celebrity would you most want to sleep with?

I think this question is actually more difficult for the non-heterosexual members of our readership (too many choices), but if I really, really had to choose, I'd go with Robert Downey, Jr. I feel like he'd respect me in the morning.

You can read the rest of the survey here, in case you want to find out more about this "woman" phenomenon Esquire has discovered.

Via Jezebel.

Commentarium (16 Comments)

Apr 22 10 - 12:22pm
TwL

I'm straight but I have a man crush on James Franco. Who doesn't?

Apr 22 10 - 1:01pm
geebee

Screw it, I just want to look like James Franco. Or Johnny Depp.

Apr 22 10 - 1:27pm
moops

I am gay, but I would totally sleep with Tina Fey.

Apr 22 10 - 2:00pm
the girl

out of this group, Megan Fox. She looks like she'd know what shes doing. ;) Not on this list, Zoe Saldana! i'm in love.

Apr 22 10 - 3:25pm
lezley

that's pathetic, a free celebrity one-shot and you go for a pixie like zooey? that's the girl you date for six months in college in your "phase". for one time, definitely megan fox because she at least *thinks* she's a freak.

Apr 22 10 - 3:29pm
Renee

I am a straight gal and I like Maggie Gyllenhaal. None of the group above really do it for me.

Apr 22 10 - 3:31pm
Laura

It's a toss up between Zoey and Rachel.

Apr 22 10 - 3:42pm
Wishing

Renee, I'm totally with you on Maggie Gyllenhaal. Not a straight girl, though.

Apr 22 10 - 4:22pm
Daniel

I'm a straight guy, buy if I had to pick, I'd say the Pope. It might help motivate him to protect the children under his watch.

Apr 23 10 - 3:24am
Suzanne

I'm straight, but I do find both Zooey and Rachel sexually attractive. They are both intelligent, talented women. In person, Zooey just radiates beauty...I saw her after a Rilo Kiley show.

Apr 23 10 - 10:17am
Dan

@TwL I would also like to look more like James Franco and less like Jack Black.

Apr 23 10 - 11:43am
thinkywritey

Straight woman: None of the above. I can't even think of any well-known actress I could get it up for. Seriously.

Jun 05 10 - 6:19pm
Ivan

Ewan Macgregor. Straight male.

Jun 11 11 - 6:25am
Teiya

Thank God! Someone with brains spekas!

Jan 07 12 - 2:33am
jeejee

I'm a straight girl but I'd sleep with Dita Von Teese. Love her classy slutty ways

May 04 12 - 10:54pm
cal

here, here! add to that rose mcgowan and evan rachel wood. marilyn mason has exactly my taste in women. straight girl!