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Brazilians Need to Dance More, Have More Sex
By Ben ReiningaApril 27th, 2010, 9:40 amComments (9)
The Brazilian Health Minister, in an effort to help Brazilians lower their blood pressure has suggested an official health plan that cites the cardiovascular benefits of more sex and more dancing. Or probably, first more dancing, then more sex.
This just proof that the nation-state of Brazil is like a big fun party that you weren't invited to. Everyone already knows that they have the most beautiful women in the world (her, for example), and that they're great dancers. They've got a big beautiful country with lots of sunny beaches. They've got a national party that's crazier than Mardi Gras and a waterfall that's so fucking big, when Jackie O. saw it she said "Poor Niagra."
And now, they're on a national sex and dancing regimen. Great. All we've got is the KFC Double-Down and a rumored remake of Footloose.
Commentarium (9 Comments)
If Brazil needs to have more sex, then we are in serious trouble. I'm going to go eat a few KFC Double-Downs to cool me off.
This is kind of like if the American head of the Federal Reserve told us we needed to buy more useless stuff. Oh wait!
Crazier than Mardi Gras? It *is* Mardi Gras.
Kind of - If I was at Mardi Gras in New Orleans and you were at Carnaval in Rio, we wouldn't be in the same place...
they should stop dancing and having sex, because the amount of homeless children is insane. also, they should stop thinking about those activities and get their minds into work, because the state of the country is pathetic.
Hey LOL, have you ever been to Brazil?
"the nation-state of Brazil is like a big fun party". This is incredibly inaccurate, offensive and ignorant, to say the least. Go and study about my country before proclaiming pieces of stereotypic crap like that.
@LOL "get their minds into work, because the state of the country is pathetic." you clearly know NOTHING about my country besides all the crap you read from the cretin websites you visit. Go and read more, that's all I have to say to you.
@Joao dude, you got to chill a bit, I'm from Brazil too and I know that is way off target, but this ain't the Times page, that article is just to make americans feel like Brazil rocks
Now you say something