Remember to use "I" statements when addressing the tornado, like "I feel fucking terrified" or "I think I am going to die here." That way, we can express our emotions without attacking anyone. Also remember to watch out for pieces of straw flying through the air with such speed they can get lodged in a telephone pole.
A lot of people have been like, "That girl is sooooooo annoying I’d kick her out LOL", but frankly both of these people are more calm than I could ever possibly be in this situation. (And, for the record, while he is right that they should get into a ditch if worse comes to worse, rolling down the windows is a bad move.)