What The Hell Happened On The Newest "Sex and the City 2" Poster?

Maybe this has something to do with the recent title change to Sex and the City 2: Cthulhu Blahnik? This summer, reality will bleed all over your new Alexander McQueen sundress!

Why do the planes of Kim Cattrall's face make her look like one of the Sims? Where is the horizon line? What is making that terrifying light? I can barely describe what's happening if you look into the folds of Carrie's dress. The legs...where are their legs? Why don't they connect to the bodies? I can't look away... my eyes feel as hot as Marc Jacobs' fall 2010 collection... it's so horribly bright...OH MY GOD, I can see forever!

Via Jezebel.