A Canadian politican told pro-choicers to "Shut the f*ck up," about the abortion debate.We don’t agree, but somehow, the idea of a politician saying that is immensely satisfying.
Super stealthy grafitti maestro, Banksy, has been hitting spots around San Francisco. His seventh showed up over the weekend: "If at first you don’t succeed – call an airstrike."
A woman in Chicago got wasted, tried to drunkenly kick her husband, and then fell through a hair salon window. Of course, she’s suing. Because the hair salon neglectfully put a window where a drunk person was maybe going to fall?
The governor of Texas (a mostly landlocked state, home to lots of oil companies) suggested that the giant BP spill might not be anyone’s fault, but rather, "an act of God." Wow, a Texas governor who’s both an uninformed Bible-thumper AND an oil-company pawn? We should make him president!