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Victoria’s Secret Catalog From 1977 Is Skinemax-Sexy

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As one obviously 100%-correct commenter noted on The Chive: "…1977 was the final year of Victorian morales [sic] and the chaste conduct of american women, in 1978 cocaine and disco were invented and this led to rampant casual sex, nightclub debauchery and the multi-billion dollar porn industry (all credited to Al Gore btw)….I am certain these Victoria’s Secret models were nuns, thus negating any sexual reaction from male readers who might have accidently happened upon this advertisement…."

WRONG.

Three women, all pretending not to be looking at someone else’s cleavage

First one to the second one: Gawwwd, why does she think she looks hawt with that perfume bottle… ugh!

Fill in your own caption for this one… I’m too busy ogling everything here.


‘Scuse me, everyone-who-doesn’t-think-this-girl-is-sexy-enough, I’m going to step into this photo… and eat her grapes.