We’ve found the chink in his armor, everyone. Now is the time to rise up before his legions of screaming tween girls stage a government coup.
Now, to be fair, Justin Bieber is sixteen. And there were lots of things that I didn’t know when I was sixteen (there are lots of things I don’t know now, as well!). But, uh…"German" is kind of a big one. And he’s, like, been there?
The point is: my (future) kids are staying in school, no matter how many invitations they get to perform at the Juno Awards (I imagine there will be several).