If you’re going to hire a young man to carry around your luggage in Europe, why not make sure he’s nubile and handsome? I think Rekers – a Baptist minister and prominent anti-gay activist – had the right idea. You want a luggage carrier who’s strong and flexible, you know, so they can really just get their arms around your luggage and get a firm grip and put their back into it and just carry your luggage all night long. According to the Miami New Times:
Reached by New Times before a trip to Bermuda, Rekers said he learned Lucien was a prostitute only midway through their vacation. "I had surgery," Rekers said, "and I can’t lift luggage. That’s why I hired him."
Of course, the only way you could hire Geo (that’s his name) is through RentBoy.com, where he makes sure to note in his profile how long his uncut cock is. This is clearly essential information for luggage carriers.