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While You Were Sleeping: Charlie Sheen Ruined All The Porn Stars

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"That man was George Alan Rekers, of North Miami — the callboy’s client and, as it happens, one of America’s most prominent anti-gay activists. Rekers, a Baptist minister who is a leading scholar for the Christian right, left the terminal with his gay escort, looking a bit discomfited when a picture of the two was snapped with a hot-pink digital camera."

Here’s a video of Bill Murray reading poetry to construction workers in New York City. Yep.

Patton Oswalt had some jokes stolen from him… but then there was a twist in the narrative. And then another.

Believe it or not, there’s some doubt that the "trouser ban" will be lifted in Paris this legislative session.

Let’s play Six Degrees of Charlie Sheen, everyone which only seems to prove Kelly Preston has questionable taste in men.

Here’s a somewhat convincing list of ten reasons to quit Facebook, although it’s probably too integral to most of our social lives to be removed entirely.

And you know it’s a slow news day when Candice Swanepoel’s nipple is the biggest thing to hit the internet in over 24 hours.