In case you haven’t been keeping track, the World Cup starts in thirty five days, six hours and fifty nine minutes and as much as I love soccer, and as much as I relish the summer every four years where I get to get riotously drunk at weird hours (this year the games will air in America around ten or eleven a.m.) and watch the world’s best soccer players compete in the greatest sporting event our planet has to offer, well, I could probably just watch this video over and over again and over again, all summer, all the time and never watch soccer again.
The video features the girlfriends and wives of soccer players dancing around wearing soccer uniforms. Why? No one really knows. We’re just hoping they’ll make another video with the wives of players from the other twenty six teams. Soccer players date exceptionally attractive women.