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Scanner Highs And Lows: What Your Vibrator Is Really Thinking About

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This week, Arizona’s illegal immigration ban affected everything from basketball to politics to public school kids who simply wanted to wear an American flag on the day of Mexico’s independence. Luckily, our ability to find and share nudie pics was unaffected.

 

HIGHS: 

We put this story of a state senator looking at porn during a legislative session on abortion as a high because it’s a perfect example of the hypocrisy of most politicians.

Your girlfriend only has twelve facial expressions, and eight of them are "What, you can’t read my mind right now?" 

"Sometimes, you just need a spazzy-yet-awesome dance break to get you over that afternoon hump." 

Luckily, after news outlets (including this one) attacked him for covering up some boob on the state seal, the Virginia Attorney General changed his mind.

22.8% of Oxford men have had gay sex… will gays be the next big demographic in Britain?

Check out some of the comments on this sex blogger post — and install Firefox Prism if you know what’s good for you.

 

LOWS:

Know what time it is? That’s right, woman, it’s time to…

Be glad you’ve never been on a blind date as nightmarish as any of these… or have you?

I have a great (new) idea for a career move for non-famous people: just come out as a lesbian in People.

Some of the reactions to this Maine topless march were disappointing — people, it’s not about whether or not the girls were hot, okay?

This Victoria’s Secret catalog from back in the day looks like it was shot through a vaseline-drenched point-and-shoot lens. 

And Happy Cinco De Mayo, everyone — especially in Arizona.

 

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