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Video: “Pamela’s Prayer”, The Anti-Kissing PSA You Didn’t Know You Wanted

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Of course, sometimes we must resist the things we want, lest they prevent us from getting a husband who loves us. Because once you’ve kissed someone else, you may as well be turning tricks on the overpass near the White Castle, you used-up whore!

This clips originally comes from Rich at Four Four, a dependable source of clips from the awkward epidemic that was the late ’80s/early ’90s. The best part of this is just how far outside of reality it exists. Like… do people actually end relationships because of premarital kissing? Has anyone ever, ever said "So what did you think of kissing?" Can a father be that creepily involved in his daughter’s sex life without some sort of authority being called in?

Via Vulture.