This Week in Awful Campaign Ads: Shirtless Democrats From Ohio

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Let’s not waste any time:

John McCain is "one of us." He feels that we should increase border control, deploy the National Guard, build twenty-foot-high steel bulwark around all of America so that no one can get in. Wait, that isn’t how we feel. Nevermind.

Yeah, so, um, this is just despicable. Just offensive and despicable in every way. "Let’s dress up some people like Indians in the way that you and I think of Indians and have them sarcastically thank the opposing candidate for jobs. Also, play some of that weird Indian music. Yeah."

If an ad has to be sponsored by shirtless Democrats, I would probably prefer it if they weren’t Ohio Democrats. I’m sorry, that’s probably not the point. Fight the good fight, brothers.

"If I could, I would put every sex offender in a cage. And every ninety days we would enter that cage, empty the filth bucket, and make them look long and hard into a mirror at their big, awful sex offending face. I fucking hate them. I wish I could kill everyone." – Tim James, Republican candidate for Alabama governor