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Croatia’s Boob Cushions Make ‘Dirty Pillows’ A Reality

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"Dirty pillows! Dirty pillows!" The mother from Carrie would have a seizure if she heard about a Croatian company’s cushy new boob pillows.

According to various sources, the pillows are on sale over there and causing a Middle Eastern-sized amount of unjustified, anti-feminist outrage:

Interest is big in the pillows, but designer Goran Tonkicwas said potential buyers are proving too prudish and afraid to put them on their sofas. 

Tonkicwas said, “I don’t see where is the problem since its shape is anatomical, provides a good sleep and has nothing to do with sex.” 

Yeah? Tell that to the guy who married his pillow. [APP]

Oh yeah… please, everyone, don’t e-mail that guy this story. We don’t need to hear about him committing adultery with a boob pillow.

By the way, guess what the D-cup boob pillow is actually called? The Dude. It translates to "tits" in Croatian, apparently.

It’s available here, if you can understand the language.