I know a lot of people use that as hyperbole, but I actually think this might signal the end of our culture as we know it. Remember all that stuff I said earlier about how the Miley Cyrus lap-dance video isn’t a big deal? Yeah, I’m having the exact opposite reaction to this:
No. No, no, no. (No.) I was trying to decide who should go to jail because of this — the parents, maybe, or perhaps Beyoncé — but then I realized we should all go to jail. Lock us and our My First Stipper Costumes™up and throw away the key.