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Scanner Highs And Lows: Betty White, Katy Perry and Winnie Cooper

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Everyone kept it covered this week — which was disappointing for us, but made for some interesting material (like the photo above.) Hey, we’re trying to be positive about the lameness that was the past five days… don’t worry, there’s the usual plethora of boobs to placate the horndogs.

 

HIGHS:

No wrapup of this week (on any blog, really) could leave out Betty White’s appearance on Saturday Night Live… and we are no different.

We’ve always wanted to know about the secrets of Skinemax… and now we have at least a great one-liner that pretty much says it all.

Were you surprised by Katy Perry as Maxim’s choice for the hottest woman of the year? We were.

Claudia Schiffer didn’t let a little thing like being far along in her pregnancy stop her from posing semi-nude for Vogue.

And the consensus is clear: Winnie Cooper is still a Hottie McHotterson.

 

LOWS:

"What kind of man does your father want you to marry?" Someone who… has never been kissed?

Raquel Welch: sexiest woman of the 70s. Raquel Welch: misguided anti-pill crusader of the ’10s? 

Oh, no… now they’re remaking "I Spit On Your Grave," one of the most despised films in history.

The rumors about the new Supreme Court nominee being a lesbian are probably just right-wing smears — ignore them, even if they somehow turn out to be true. (Actually, if they turn out to be true, rejoice.)

The Miss USA officials are a bunch of hypocrites — there, I said it.

PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE ALL THINGS HUMANITY, please tell me this is fake.

Not a big fan of these big fake 3-D boobs, but readers of other sites who came to this post in droves clearly were.

And (Lil’) Bow Wow accidentally Tweeted what should have been a direct message plea for sex.

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